@omgthatspunny: Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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@RealSamHarwood: Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up
@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out
@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.