@omgthatspunny: Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.
@sfreeze6: "Mrs. Doubtfire" is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking.