@omgthatspunny: Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
@IfTonyTweeted: If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I’d appreciate it. I’ve been locked out for about 4 years now