@senderblock23: Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno
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@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@squirrel74wkgn: [on a first date] Her: Tell me about- [paper wrapper from straw hits her face] Me: *sets straw down* Sorry
@fro_vo: Me: can I wish for more wishes Genie: no Me: i wish for $20 then Genie: granted Me: *slides $20 across table* how about those wishes now