@Jenny4ashley: Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?
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@JermHimselfish: I've never been put in the "friend" zone, but I have been put in the "please don't tell my friend's" zone.
@RalphSudafed: My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was "well I have known chicken longer..."
@UGotMeRight: My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills.