@Jenny4ashley: Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?
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@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
@XplodingUnicorn: Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry.
@jwoodham: Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted "you go girl!" from across the street.