@AdamUrbane: Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe.
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@melpraktis: When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
@TheSwanDon: Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming.
@SherBoBer: Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder.
@kelkulus: If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with "My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless." #SOTU