@Douchekevin: Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?
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@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
@BellesJar: Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly.
@ashmensch: If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, please stop buying your prescription glasses at Walmart.