@Shot_Of_Cabo: Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?
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@JediGigi: Crying friend: Have you ever had a really bad day? Me: [picking dog hair out of my oatmeal] Can you be more specific?
@DeadLioness: Getting murdered would be scary, but not as scary as if the forensic guy with the white chalk would trace my body fatter than I really was
@10InchesPlus: Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?