@Shot_Of_Cabo: Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?
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@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
@LurkAtHomeMom: If you haven't told your kids that wine is made out of whiny children then congratulations I guess you're a better parent than me.
@CastAwayKristen: NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it.