@zeugirdorej: Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.
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@SamGrittner: "WHAT DO WE WANT?!" "SELF-CONFIDENCE!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*
@AimeeHelene1: Wanted to respond with "Perfect!" but accidentally sent "Pervert!" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert.
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@WiseguyPictures: The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon.