@VicFuture: Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know.
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@Kris_Florio: A girl who's literally called 'Beauty' walks around town singing about how stupid everyone else is. It's a mystery why Belle had no friends.
@peb671: Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week.
@DKSC4LIFE: LIFE HACK: If you’re a spy, marry a vegan. They won’t be upset when they find out you’re a plant.