@causticbob: why no one uses midhusbands
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@_ElvishPresley_: SPIDER-MAN: hold it right there, Chameleon CHAMELEON: how'd u know it was me?? SM: ur disguised as Peter Parker C: so? SM: *starts sweating*
@TimDuffy: Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget.
@SpeakComedy: Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)