@causticbob: why no one uses midhusbands
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@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.
@KalvinMacleod: Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine
@rev_revolver: once a woman in the mall said "isn't everything cuter with babies?!" and jeff replied "not coffins" and just stared at her until she cried