@causticbob: why no one uses midhusbands
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@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.
@livingnBoston: I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord.
@Underchilde: Sometimes I put a “for sale” sign in my neighbor’s yard and pray the power of suggestion works.