@lacybronze1: Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
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@DeronH: A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me "Where were you between four and six?" I replied, "Kindergarden"
@drinkcherrycoke: So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.