@lovemydogduck: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"
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@Cheesingzfon2do: I hate this double standard . . burning a body in the crematorium is fine- ......but you do it at home and suddenly it’s destroying evidence.
@usermcuserface: Tonight we dine in hell! (Dies in battle) Hi, Take a seat in the booth with the 3 vegans. Your beets and kale will be out soon. Oh shit...