@NYC_Blonde: Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.
@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@LostCatDog: My high-school wrestling coach called me "the raccoon" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease
@Australianimal: Taken 4: Liam Neeson's daughter is kidnapped again. He calls up kidnappers and says "just keep her. She's annoying and I'm tired of this"