@NYC_Blonde: Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
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@brianbowman73: Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses. Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?
@NeptunePhoenix: Giraffes only sleep 2 hours a day. If reincarnation is real, fingers crossed that I don't come back as a giraffe.
@notfaizzy: ...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool.