@Scott_A_Gilmore: Why repent? I pented just last week.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison.
@ArfMeasures: HIM: We need to decide who to eat first as we're stuck on this desert island ME: Actually it's a "deserted" island H: Ok so that was easy
@jazmasta: *strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy. It's called "I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"
@Randazzoj: Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?