@vladchoc: Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a "how to eat sandwiches without choking" course?
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@Aspersioncast: Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.
@causticbob: I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble
@EyeSeeYou619: [First Date] HIM: So, you like Star Wars. ME: *sipping soup thru a bendy straw so I don't have to take off my C-3PO mask* *shakes head yes*