@web_supergirl: Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?
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@liv_thatsme: Me *gets interrupted mid-sentence* "Oh, hey sorry; finish your story." Me *employing my usual level of maturity*: No I don't want to now.
@sad_tree: [getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] "I know you're not really an armadillo"
@SilverCricket9: #HowToEscapeADate No matter what he's talking about, bring the conversation back to your cat. "I love to travel." "My cat's an explorer."