@SoulYodeler: Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we're going.
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@CatherineLMK: How come when someone says “we need to talk” it’s never about ice cream or Star Wars?
@TheMichaelRock: I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery.
@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.