@SoulYodeler: Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we're going.
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@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
@senderblock23: [someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened
@Sickayduh: [Cruise ship] "HELP! THIS MAN HAD A HEART ATTACK" - I think I can help *frantically covers him in all the life vests* cmon do your stuff