@kentgrossarth: Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
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@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously
@HomeProbably: I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door.
@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
@MatCro: [meeting] BOSS: We need a name that gives us a good ad slogan ME: Perhapselline? MY NEMESIS GARY: Maybelline? B: You're incredible, Gary