@WorldStarFunny: Why these pigeons look like they bout to drop the most fire album of 2014
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@david8hughes: [leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.
@Vodkantots: [to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated.
@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!