@PaperWash: Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?
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@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@markleggett: I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using "period tracker apps" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up.
@StellaRtwot: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be tweeting." It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch.
@AlexvanBeek: [10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..