@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.
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@figgled: Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying
@Corncleats: *flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- "Hammer?" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2
@perfect_boxx: Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun.