@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.
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@tiffpats4eva: Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat.
@carlyken: *travels back to 1930's* okay and that's why you've got to kill hitler FBI: wait so you can just look at naked lady videos anytime you want
@RexHuppke: God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.
@dragnut: Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane