@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.
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@cbdoubleu: Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
@sixfootcandy: Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits.