@ReaIlyHighGuy: Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12.
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@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.
@NJPsychDoc: Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
@WowItsStephen: Assuming makes an ass out of u and Ming, the thai food delivery boy who you assumed was from Thailand but is actually Chinese.
@aka_fatman: Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*