@SwoonTwang: Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?
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@Breadery: My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret
@leadnotfolow: There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.
@Ghetto_Trophy: When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad.