@mantej: Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.
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@kyle_thatisall: Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
@DamienFahey: When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, "Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."
@JustDontBugMe: My refrigerator has an excessive amount of leftovers for someone that eats as much as I do.