@mantej: Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.
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@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@robotrowboat: Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.
@amberfw: A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, "Which one's yours?" I replied, "None of them... yet."
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.