@IamEnidColeslaw: why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean
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@TheBoghdady: "When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."
@bridger_w: If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency