@IamEnidColeslaw: why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean
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@DurtMcHurtt: [intensive care] NURSE: I'll never leave your side, DO YOU HEAR ME?! ME [patient]: wow, I didn't realize how intense the care was here.