@MentalAbortions: Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?
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@SillySassySmart: The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says "Happy Birthday" and you say "Thanks you too!"
@JermHimselfish: Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night.