@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.
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@curlycomedy: You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question.
@rickolantern: When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines Delicious sardines