@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.
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@ProdigyNelson: [date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: "so what are some red flags for you?" Me: *sweating* "haha red flags? Where?"
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@robdelaney: Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.