@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
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@HellisWorthit: I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music.
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@aveuaskew: If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags.