@highwaytohelv: why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
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@bourgeoisalien: Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage
@beefman138: *At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here.
@ShesARealGenius: Lol how "take you out" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you.