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@George_404: "Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

“Why’d you name me Carson, dad?”

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It’s time for tablemeal.

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