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@iwearaonesie: wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him
9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles*
me *hits him in the face with the door*

wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can’t see him
9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles*
me *hits him in the face with the door*

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