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@Mr_Kapowski: *wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant*
*she storms out upset*
*I follow*

Outside: "DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!" *high 5*

*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant*
*she storms out upset*
*I follow*

Outside: “DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!” *high 5*

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