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@Laser_Cat: [wife answering phone]
Gary, it's 3am! Where are you?

"I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"

[wife answering phone]
Gary, it’s 3am! Where are you?

“I don’t have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!”

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