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@Jaywoo74: Wife: Are you coming or not?
Me: Is there gonna be alcohol?
Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral!
M:...
Wife: NO!
Me: Then I'm not coming.

Wife: Are you coming or not?
Me: Is there gonna be alcohol?
Wife: It’s your grandmother’s funeral!
M:…
Wife: NO!
Me: Then I’m not coming.

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