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@AndyAsAdjective: wife: are you drunk?

me: define "drunk"

w: impaired by an excess of alcohol

m: define "excess"

w: yeah, you're drunk

m: define "you're"

wife: are you drunk?

me: define “drunk”

w: impaired by an excess of alcohol

m: define “excess”

w: yeah, you’re drunk

m: define “you’re”

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