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@Douchekevin: Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash.

Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home.

I'm bleeding. Call 911

Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash.

Told her I didn’t know her sister needed a ride home.

I’m bleeding.  Call 911

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