@TheBoydP: Wife: *asks question*
Me: *gives answer*
Wife: I’m looking it up on the internet…
@moooooog35: Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store.
@ValeeGrrl: An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.
@TheBoydP: "I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"
He looks so natural.
Ya, but he looks a little stiff.
*raises from the dead*
"That's what... *gargle* ...she said."