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@thepunningman: Wife: But the zoo told you never to come back
Me: [loading hotdogs into shotgun] Those giraffes can't live on salad, Eleanor

Wife: But the zoo told you never to come back
Me: [loading hotdogs into shotgun] Those giraffes can’t live on salad, Eleanor

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