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@david8hughes: Wife: can you change the baby
Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will
Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one
Me: ...

Wife: can you change the baby
Me: oh thank god. I’m so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will
Wife: I don’t mean swap it for a new one
Me: …

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