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@ericsshadow: [wife checking on me and the kids]
Hello
"I called the house, you didn't answer."
I went out.
"Ok. Well how have they been?"
How's who been?

[wife checking on me and the kids]
Hello
“I called the house, you didn’t answer.”
I went out.
“Ok. Well how have they been?”
How’s who been?

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