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@T_N_Crumpets: WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER
ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this
SPIDER: you've got 2days

WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER
ME to spider: I told you, you’ll get your money. Leave my family out of this
SPIDER: you’ve got 2days

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