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@mattsurely: *wife comes home*
"Did you fix the toilet?"
Yep!
[she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums]
"You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"

*wife comes home*
“Did you fix the toilet?”
Yep!
[she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums]
“You called the plummer again you idiot!!!”

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