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@iwearaonesie: *wife comes out in a robe*
I'm hiding your present
Yes it's wrapped
Nooo, it's not in the fridge
[5 minutes later]
IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!

*wife comes out in a robe*
I’m hiding your present
Yes it’s wrapped
Nooo, it’s not in the fridge
[5 minutes later]
IT’S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!

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