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@ericsshadow: WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me

ME: she's a liar

WIFE: are you saying her dog didn't die?

ME: [wiping sweat] I love you

WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me

ME: she’s a liar

WIFE: are you saying her dog didn’t die?

ME: [wiping sweat] I love you

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