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@KeetPotato: wife: [crying] "he always calls me weird pet names"
therapist: "what do you mean?"
me: [arriving late] "what's wrong my little hovercraft?"

wife: [crying] “he always calls me weird pet names”
therapist: “what do you mean?”
me: [arriving late] “what’s wrong my little hovercraft?”

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