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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Do the dishes

Me: Can't. Holding the baby

Wife: Take out the trash

Me: Can't. Baby

Wife: Change the baby

Me: Can't. Doing dishes.

Wife: Do the dishes

Me: Can’t. Holding the baby

Wife: Take out the trash

Me: Can’t. Baby

Wife: Change the baby

Me: Can’t. Doing dishes.

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