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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "Do you want to watch Batman Forever?"
Me: "I'll watch it for a couple of hours."
Wife: "I hate you."

Wife: “Do you want to watch Batman Forever?”
Me: “I’ll watch it for a couple of hours.”
Wife: “I hate you.”

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