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@notacroc: WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight
ME: am i ever weird?
[dinner party]
CHERYL: how's the soup taste?
ME: like the blood of my enemies

WIFE: don’t be weird at the party tonight
ME: am i ever weird?
[dinner party]
CHERYL: how’s the soup taste?
ME: like the blood of my enemies

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