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@KeetPotato: wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out
me: i wont
[shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony]
me: so are you god's boyfriend?

wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out
me: i wont
[shakes priest’s hand after lovely wedding ceremony]
me: so are you god’s boyfriend?

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