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@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Don't tweet that

Me: *thinks about it*

Wife: I'll divorce you

Me: *thinks harder*

Wife: And give you all 4 kids

Me: *hits delete*

Wife: Don’t tweet that

Me: *thinks about it*

Wife: I’ll divorce you

Me: *thinks harder*

Wife: And give you all 4 kids

Me: *hits delete*

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