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@internetluke: [wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work]
So the actors really don't die?
"No"
So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead?
*she sighs*

[wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work]
So the actors really don’t die?
“No” 
So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead?
*she sighs*

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